God Damn Michael Phelps...
This guys makes me feel inspired and absolutely worthless all at the same time.
A quick Wikipedia search reveals that not only is this guy the best swimmer ever, but he is younger than me.
...fuck.
14 Olympic Gold Medals, 8 in Bejing alone; which is the most by anyone, ever. You really know how to bring a guy down Mike.
As much as the internet hates Tim and CAD, he really puts it will with this comic: